1 00:02:04,619 --> 00:02:08,259 Claire, I just heard from that used book dealer. You know, that grubby fellow 2 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:09,520 Malcolm, the one from Boston? 3 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:10,658 Oh, really? 4 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:11,660 What does he want? 5 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:12,920 He says he has it. 6 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,720 Oh, really, Gerald? 7 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,640 Are you going to believe that old fraud? 8 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,380 How many times has he disappointed you? 9 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:24,500 I know, I know. But this time I think he's really on to something. He gave me 10 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:27,500 the description over the phone, and it could be nothing but. 11 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,520 Imagine, after all the years you've been looking. 12 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,760 You know, it's just too much to hope for. 13 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:36,030 Well, in any case, I must go to Boston. 14 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:37,990 I'd be a fool not to. 15 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,130 What are you two talking about? 16 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:44,690 Oh, nothing, dear. Just a book. A book your stepfather's been looking for. 17 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,050 For my witchcraft course up at the college. 18 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:51,710 Speaking of witchcraft, did you know in many societies, twin girls are done away 19 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:52,710 with? 20 00:02:52,730 --> 00:02:54,990 They believe that twin girls are the work of the devil. 21 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,690 By the way, which one of your mother's twins are you? 22 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:00,170 I'm prudent, stepfather, dear. 23 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,770 And which of my mother's lovers are you? 24 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,390 Prudence, please. 25 00:03:04,630 --> 00:03:08,590 Now, now, Claire, I'm sure she was only joking. I was joking, too, Prue. You and 26 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:10,510 your sister are as different as night and day. 27 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,470 I always know which is which. 28 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,530 Well, it took you long enough to learn. 29 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,810 You could learn a few things from your sister, too. 30 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:20,390 You could have a damn bit more sense of humor. You're the most straight -laced 31 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:21,390 girl I've ever met. 32 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:25,790 You would like for me to be a little bit looser, wouldn't you, stepfather dear? 33 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:27,670 Well, hold your breath. 34 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:32,140 And as for my darling sister, Hope, she could learn something from me, too. Not 35 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:33,140 to be such a slut. 36 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:34,800 Prudence, that's enough. 37 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:37,920 I just don't know what's the matter with you today. 38 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:42,720 It isn't like you. By the way, where is Hope? She's not usually this late 39 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,140 without calling first, is she, Clara? 40 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,680 No, I can't imagine. 41 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,980 She's... I don't know where she is. 42 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,680 How odd. 43 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,960 Twins always seem to know where the other one is. 44 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,440 Are you sure? 45 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,940 Why, what's the matter, dear? 46 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,040 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 47 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,020 I have lots to do. I've got to go to my room now. Nothing. 48 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,660 Now, what's the matter with her? 49 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:13,840 I haven't any idea, but she must really be upset she hasn't even touched her 50 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,980 food. Damn neurotic college girls. 51 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,279 Oh, well. 52 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,600 I have to be catching a shuttle flight to Boston that leaves in an hour, and I 53 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,720 almost forgot. You do remember my colleague, Robert Petrie, don't you? 54 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:28,780 Oh, yes. I think I remember Professor Petrie. I didn't have a chance to cancel 55 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:30,300 him out. He'll be coming over this evening. 56 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,360 We were going to work translating some fragments from it, but now that I have a 57 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:37,440 chance to get the whole book, I... I'm sure he'll understand. 58 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:42,040 Don't mention to him or mention to anybody where I'm going until we know 59 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,040 sure. Okay? 60 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,840 Okay. Bye -bye, Claire. 61 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,840 Oh, and do be nice to Petrie before you send him home. Good luck with the book, 62 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:52,780 Harold. And I'll try to make sure Professor Petrie isn't too disappointed. 63 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,410 Fuck's sake, you guys. 64 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:58,550 like that. Now, get out. 65 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:01,450 Oh God, I'm going to come in a minute. Oh God. 66 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,920 You slut. 67 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,040 Oh, really? 68 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:33,540 And what do you call lying there finger -fucking yourself, little sister? You 69 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,340 whore! What'd you expect me to do? 70 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,240 Frankly, I couldn't care less. Just stay out of my life. 71 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,980 You know it's not that easy when you do the things that you do. 72 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:46,340 I can't help myself. You know that's the way that I feel. 73 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,180 Is it really so terrible? 74 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,340 It's wrong. You know it's wrong. 75 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,800 What would Mom say? 76 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,580 What would she do? 77 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,870 What would she do? She'd probably want to join in. 78 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,970 Stop it. Shut up. You shut up, you goddamn hypocrite. No, I won't shut up. 79 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:02,710 You've got to face what you're doing, and it's wrong. 80 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:05,690 And I suppose what you and Jason do is right? 81 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:08,810 Jason's not some big ape I picked up for a couple hours. 82 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:12,090 Oh, really? How long have you known Jason? Maybe about a month? 83 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:15,810 Well, let me tell you something, dear sister. When that big slob shot his load 84 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:19,990 off in my mouth just now, well, it tasted just the same as when you sucked 85 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,110 sweet Jason yesterday. 86 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,430 Just the same. 87 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,810 Jay, it's not the same. Why? 88 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:26,350 Just because you won't fuck him? 89 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,850 Because you won't let him in your precious little pussy? 90 00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:33,250 Well, you are a whore. You're a hypocritical whore. Because you'll do 91 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,250 but fuck. 92 00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:35,530 I'll show you. 93 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,490 Damn it, eat me. 94 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:41,050 Eat me, I'll show you. 95 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,530 Taste that trucker's cum. 96 00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:45,950 Taste it, you bitch. 97 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,079 Such a shame he couldn't contact you, Professor Petrie, but I do hope you can 98 00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:11,140 find the study materials you need right here on Gerald's desk. 99 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,400 Oh, what wonderful luck. Gerald going off like that. 100 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,240 Are you sure he's gone? 101 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,720 Absolutely. I couldn't be more sure. 102 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,079 What's he doing up in Boston anyway? 103 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:28,880 I promised. I told you he was called off unexpectedly on business. 104 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,240 Oh, yeah, right, right. 105 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,580 Now, what's he doing up there? 106 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,980 I promise not to tell. 107 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,740 But you will tell me, won't you? 108 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,840 No. Yes, you will. No. 109 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,280 Never. 110 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,760 Never. 111 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,860 Where is Jerome? 112 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,640 You are a swine. 113 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,480 It's still a valid question. 114 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:09,760 One likes to be sure that the lady's husband will not walk in while one is 115 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,760 fucking her. 116 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,460 Now, where is he? 117 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:17,040 Oh, all right. It's about the book. 118 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,360 The book? 119 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,540 Yes, the book. 120 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,260 The Necronomicon. 121 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,760 You know that grungy Malcolm creature, the one from Boston? 122 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,840 Well, he called Gerald. 123 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:30,510 and said he'd actually found a copy of the book. 124 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:35,090 So naturally, Gerald went flying off to Boston to have a look. Do you blame him? 125 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:39,090 We've been working on the few fragments that we have for years. 126 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:44,110 Do you know what it means to have a whole copy of that book? 127 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:48,930 It's the most fantastic collection of... 128 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:53,530 The greatest book on magic ever written. I know, Robert. Gerald's been talking 129 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,110 about nothing else for years. 130 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:58,070 Yes, but the Necronomicon isn't about magic, darling. 131 00:18:58,590 --> 00:18:59,890 It is magic. 132 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:05,010 Every single first -hand report on that book indicates that the spells it 133 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,010 teaches really work. 134 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:13,630 Why, with a whole copy of that book, a man could... Why, it's staggering. 135 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,510 Robert. Yeah? 136 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:24,150 In the meantime, could you possibly find something to do with a very hungry 137 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:25,190 woman on a couch? 138 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,190 Yes, of course. 139 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380 Hey, Claire. 140 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,440 Now what? 141 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,220 Don't you think we ought to start finding some other places to meet? 142 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,320 I mean, somebody could walk in on us any time. 143 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,500 This is where I love it, Robert. 144 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,760 Right here. 145 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,960 In his home. 146 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,740 If you want me, you'll find me here. 147 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,420 Do you want me? 148 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,940 He does. 149 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:51,540 I can tell just from looking at him. 150 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,040 Yeah. 151 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,160 Maybe you should have locked it, if you didn't want company, that is. 152 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:17,620 But like they say, it's too late now. 153 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,800 You know, I used to really believe that so proper front you put on. 154 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,500 So respectable. 155 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,340 But you know what, Mother? 156 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,840 I know better now. 157 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,940 What are you doing? 158 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:35,160 Why, I'm going to fuck your lover, and you're going to watch. 159 00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,140 Come here. Come here, God damn it. 160 00:26:34,419 --> 00:26:36,060 Eat us, my favorite, eat us! 161 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,760 Oh, God, yes. 162 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,640 Oh, God. 163 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,560 God, yes. 164 00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:07,990 Oh, God. 165 00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:10,450 Oh. 166 00:28:11,030 --> 00:28:12,430 Oh, fuck me. 167 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,350 Oh, God. 168 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,679 you tell me? 169 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,940 Would you have believed me? 170 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:40,760 No, I guess not. 171 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,020 I know not. 172 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,860 It'd just be more hoax craziness. 173 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:46,820 What you made them do was exactly normal. 174 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,180 Hope, don't you see? 175 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,420 You drag things down. 176 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,300 You make things worse. 177 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,720 What they did, it was wrong. It was terrible. 178 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:58,740 But what you made them get into? 179 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,120 You fucked up little bitch. 180 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,520 When are you going to learn? Are you still in the morality kick? 181 00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,840 What's it going to take, a truck rolling over you? 182 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,520 You mean a truck driver. 183 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,340 So funny. I meant just what I said. 184 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,960 When are you going to learn people don't live by those pretty rules you learned? 185 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,340 Nobody does, and you can't make them. 186 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,739 Oh, really? 187 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:24,320 Well, maybe I can't make them, but I can sure try. 188 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,440 What's that supposed to mean? 189 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,820 I meant just what I said. I can stop what Mom's doing. 190 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,520 Believe me, and I'm going to. How? 191 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,480 Think about it. 192 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:36,000 You wouldn't tell Gerald. 193 00:29:36,570 --> 00:29:38,350 Why? Gary, why shouldn't I tell them? 194 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:42,870 Why shouldn't you tell them? Why would you possibly want to ruin three people's 195 00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:47,670 lives? Especially when one of them is your own... What are you laughing about? 196 00:29:48,730 --> 00:29:52,350 You know what, Prudence? You've come along a lot further than I realized. 197 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:56,090 What the hell are you laughing about? 198 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,450 You know what, Prudence? 199 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:01,690 You know what I just remembered? I just thought about it. 200 00:30:02,270 --> 00:30:03,270 It wasn't... 201 00:30:03,610 --> 00:30:07,170 Your boyfriend's face that you were thinking about yesterday while he was 202 00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:11,650 you. It was Gerald's face. Shut up. It was Gerald's face. I said shut up. 203 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,810 While he was eating you. You want to fuck your stepfather. 204 00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:16,590 No, no I don't. 205 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:20,410 Bullshit, Prudence. If you want to fuck him, that's fine. That's fine with me 206 00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:21,870 because I think I'd rather enjoy that. 207 00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:26,750 But so help me. If you pull Mom and Robert's covers, I'm going to fuck you 208 00:30:26,910 --> 00:30:28,790 I'm going to fuck you up and good. 209 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,010 That was the lizard's lungs, Mother, but I really have to go now. 210 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:34,100 Where are you going, Prudence? 211 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,340 Oh, just down. 212 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680 Out where? 213 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,680 Out to the college. I have some studying to do. Do you mind? 214 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,520 No, I don't mind at all. 215 00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:45,080 Well, as long as you're going to be at the college, try to get a ride home with 216 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,080 your stepfather. 217 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,300 He's there, too, you know. 218 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:48,799 Don't worry. 219 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:49,800 She knows. 220 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:08,560 Hello, Jason? 221 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,020 Oh, thank God you're there. 222 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:15,160 Oh, Jason, please don't ask. Just come over here now. 223 00:31:15,380 --> 00:31:17,320 Please see if you can come over here now. 224 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:22,260 Oh, thank you, Jason. Thank you. 225 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,840 Drew, what's the matter? 226 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,660 Jason, I need you to trust me. I just need you to do exactly what I say. 227 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,620 You name it, within reason. 228 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:48,040 Jason, I want you to do me the way you did yesterday. I mean, with your tongue. 229 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,200 I want you to do me now. 230 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,400 Sure, baby. 231 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:54,900 But there's just one thing, Jason. I do want you to do me. 232 00:31:55,280 --> 00:32:00,580 But, and just please trust me, just don't say a word, okay? Don't make a 233 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,280 I've heard of kinkier things. 234 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,340 Well, it has to be like if somebody was listening, they wouldn't know who I was 235 00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:09,480 with. I'll be quiet as a mouse. A horny mouse. 236 00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,740 Then do me. 237 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,240 Come in. 238 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:23,040 Hello, Gerald. 239 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:24,460 Prudence, a nice surprise. 240 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:27,340 You caught me just in time. I was just clearing up on some work. 241 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,420 Gerald, do you have a minute to spare? 242 00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:32,950 Well, I really wanted to finish up and get home. I have a great deal to do 243 00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:35,630 today. A mysterious book. You've got it? 244 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:37,750 Yes, I've got it. 245 00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:42,630 Prudence, I know I don't have any control over you, but it's vitally 246 00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:44,750 that we not talk about this on the outside. 247 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,030 Please. 248 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,290 This mysterious book of yours is from Boston. 249 00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:49,990 What's the name of it? 250 00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:51,670 It's called The Necronomicon. 251 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,490 It's not from Boston, Prue. 252 00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:55,350 Nobody really knows where it's from. 253 00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:00,900 Its translation was written in Sanskrit by a man named Abdul Alhazrad about 400 254 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:01,779 years ago. 255 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,040 How interesting. 256 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,760 But Cheryl, I need to talk to you now. 257 00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:09,920 Well, of course, if it's really important. 258 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,239 You know how much I've always cared for you. 259 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,020 Like my own daughter. 260 00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:17,900 It's just that you've always been so standoffish. 261 00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:21,780 Hall. My sister Hall. 262 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,078 What's the matter? 263 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080 But who's she with? 264 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:25,920 What's the matter? Who is Hall for? 265 00:38:28,010 --> 00:38:29,950 No, not my cat. My ass. 266 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:43,810 Jason, I have a terrible confession I have to make. 267 00:43:44,450 --> 00:43:46,330 What could that be, Hope darling? 268 00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:49,050 You knew. 269 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:50,370 You knew it was me. 270 00:43:50,650 --> 00:43:52,070 After about two minutes. 271 00:43:52,290 --> 00:43:53,290 But how? 272 00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:58,890 Oh, let's just say glaring stylistic differences. 273 00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:01,550 You fucking bastard. 274 00:44:02,190 --> 00:44:03,190 That is correct. 275 00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:07,490 So you're not the Mr. Clean Prue makes you out to be. Now that's interesting. 276 00:44:08,650 --> 00:44:09,950 Your sister's very nice. 277 00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:13,130 That describes her perfectly, very nice. 278 00:44:14,450 --> 00:44:15,890 Hope. What? 279 00:44:17,470 --> 00:44:21,510 I figure the reason why I'm here isn't because you lusted madly after my 280 00:44:21,510 --> 00:44:24,370 beautiful body, so you want to tell me what this is all about? 281 00:44:24,850 --> 00:44:26,610 You know, I do want to tell you. 282 00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:31,650 I can't believe that Prudence actually found someone that isn't a total creep. 283 00:44:32,110 --> 00:44:33,250 Gee, Hope, thanks a lot. 284 00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:34,630 Oh, stop. Now listen. 285 00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,870 Gerald, I want to ask you something. 286 00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:38,190 Go ahead. 287 00:44:38,570 --> 00:44:41,070 Gerald, what would you do if you found out your wife was having an affair? 288 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,130 Nothing if she was discreet about it. 289 00:44:44,650 --> 00:44:45,930 Nothing? You mean you wouldn't care? 290 00:44:46,230 --> 00:44:47,230 That's about it. 291 00:44:47,630 --> 00:44:48,630 You don't care? 292 00:44:48,690 --> 00:44:49,890 I can't believe it. 293 00:44:50,810 --> 00:44:52,030 It's like nobody cares. 294 00:44:52,270 --> 00:44:54,310 You don't even care if your own wife acts like a tramp? 295 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:55,770 Oh, really, Prue? 296 00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:58,910 Can you be so self -righteous after what we just did? 297 00:45:00,270 --> 00:45:03,830 Well, I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know what I know. 298 00:45:04,690 --> 00:45:06,790 But besides, I'm still a virgin. 299 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:08,580 Still a virgin? 300 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:10,900 Oh, what a cute idea. 301 00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:13,760 Stop it. It is important. 302 00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:16,060 Sure it is to a Sicilian farmer. 303 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:22,160 Say, do you mean... What? 304 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,220 Do you mean you never... Ah, I had to be polite. 305 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,620 Never had intercourse with another man? 306 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,920 No, never. 307 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:36,020 That's funny. That is really funny. 308 00:45:36,590 --> 00:45:40,290 I just can't believe it. To the Virgin Harlot, all hail! 309 00:45:42,510 --> 00:45:44,790 Stop it! 310 00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:47,550 Stop it! I hate you! I hate all of you! 311 00:45:48,190 --> 00:45:53,770 So that's about it. I guess they're really, you know, afraid they're going 312 00:45:53,770 --> 00:45:54,770 miss out on the book. 313 00:45:55,010 --> 00:45:57,970 They just, you know, I'm surprised they really went along with it. 314 00:45:58,330 --> 00:45:59,330 Too much. 315 00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:01,210 What did you say the name of the book is? 316 00:46:01,810 --> 00:46:04,190 Uh, The Necronomicon? 317 00:46:04,510 --> 00:46:08,010 What? The Necronomicon? And he has a whole copy of it? 318 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:09,330 So what? 319 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:13,350 Your stepfather is Gerald Wakefield, and you're Robert Petrie's lover, and you 320 00:46:13,350 --> 00:46:14,350 don't know about that book? 321 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:15,510 What about the book? 322 00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:20,630 Well, I took the course that your stepfather and Petrie give up the 323 00:46:20,630 --> 00:46:23,090 I knew about that book long before taking that course. 324 00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:25,690 It's the only known book of real magic. 325 00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:27,130 Oh, come on. 326 00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:32,190 No, no, look, I'm a skeptic too, but this is a tradition that goes back 327 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,830 of years, and all the stories about the book are the same. 328 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,020 The Necronomicon really works. 329 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,840 Really works for what? 330 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,600 That's not so clear. 331 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,600 But there's supposed to be spell center for all kinds of things. 332 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:47,680 For like summoning up the devil? 333 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,500 The Necronomicon is a whole lot older than our concept of the devil. 334 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,600 But if you mean conjuring demonic forces and using these forces for your own 335 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,820 purposes, yeah, sure. The book shows you how to do that. 336 00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:59,980 Jason, you don't really believe that crap, do you? 337 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,200 Put it this way. If I hadn't studied it so much, I wouldn't believe it. 338 00:47:03,550 --> 00:47:05,450 But I've learned just enough to know it's for real. 339 00:47:07,470 --> 00:47:08,470 Oh, Jason. 340 00:47:09,690 --> 00:47:11,530 How would you like me to steal that book? 341 00:47:13,110 --> 00:47:14,470 There's only one slight problem. 342 00:47:14,810 --> 00:47:16,810 You don't by any chance happen to speak fluent Sanskrit? 343 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:18,750 Not lately. 344 00:47:18,910 --> 00:47:20,790 Yeah, me neither. And that's what the book's written in. 345 00:47:21,430 --> 00:47:23,130 I couldn't do a damn thing with it. 346 00:47:23,470 --> 00:47:24,470 At least not alone. 347 00:47:25,770 --> 00:47:26,770 Okay. 348 00:47:27,410 --> 00:47:31,930 Then plan two. How would you like me to make sure that whatever they do with the 349 00:47:31,930 --> 00:47:33,010 book involves us? 350 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:38,470 Oh, if you could do such a thing, I'd be eternally grateful. 351 00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,350 If you could do such a thing. 352 00:47:41,210 --> 00:47:43,490 All hail Chul Tufu. 353 00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:45,790 Kanama Kala Jarama. 354 00:47:47,650 --> 00:47:48,730 Close step, Father. 355 00:47:49,330 --> 00:47:53,010 Hope! I'm very busy right now. It is Hope. 356 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:56,910 Hmm? You weren't too busy for me in your office this morning. 357 00:47:57,730 --> 00:47:58,930 Prudence? Hmm? 358 00:48:01,230 --> 00:48:03,710 That's Bob Petrie. He's come to help me with this thing. Wait just a minute. 359 00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:04,870 I'll get it for you. 360 00:48:15,530 --> 00:48:18,270 Why, Professor Petrie, how nice to see you again. 361 00:48:18,810 --> 00:48:20,010 Uh, Hope? 362 00:48:20,770 --> 00:48:23,690 You mean you still don't know the difference after yesterday? 363 00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:25,370 That is insulting. 364 00:48:26,050 --> 00:48:27,050 Hello, Hope. 365 00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:30,360 He's still working on the book. 366 00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:35,260 It seems to be everything that it's supposed to be. Good, good. 367 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,200 Oh, and Robert, you're going to do exactly what I want you to, exactly. 368 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:43,120 Or you'll lose everything. 369 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,660 And just what is it that you want, madam? 370 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,000 You'll know when the time comes. 371 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,080 Well, let's go see the book. 372 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:59,340 Behold, Petri, here it is. 373 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:03,000 After all these years, the Necronomicon. 374 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,840 The Necronomicon? What does it mean? 375 00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:09,760 It means secrets of the dead. 376 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:13,140 So tell me, Gerald, have you made any headway in this? 377 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,240 Well, some. 378 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:20,720 I started to translate the part we were talking about, but I do think we're in 379 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,720 for some serious problems. 380 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,300 Really? What? 381 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,330 This leather feels so strange. 382 00:49:27,950 --> 00:49:29,010 What's it made of? 383 00:49:29,730 --> 00:49:30,970 Probably human flesh. 384 00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:34,450 Oh, how scary. What a horrible thought. 385 00:49:35,050 --> 00:49:37,230 Then why don't you just stay away from it? 386 00:49:38,130 --> 00:49:39,990 Why don't you give me what I want first? 387 00:49:41,110 --> 00:49:43,930 I really think there's only one way we're going to get peace here. 388 00:49:44,330 --> 00:49:45,470 I quite agree. 389 00:49:45,830 --> 00:49:46,830 What do you mean? 390 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,610 I think you know what we mean, Hope. 391 00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:54,090 Uh... Petri, sorry to disappoint you. 392 00:49:54,530 --> 00:49:56,530 Understandable mistake, but this is Prudence. 393 00:49:57,050 --> 00:49:58,710 No, I'm not Prudence, Gerald. 394 00:49:59,390 --> 00:50:00,730 Why, you little brat. 395 00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:05,670 You... Gerald, please don't be mad at me. 396 00:50:06,050 --> 00:50:09,750 After all, I do suck cock so much better than Prudence. 397 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,900 Imagine, Gerald, a spell for eternal life. 398 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,200 But this book has a strange effect on people. 399 00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,100 I mean, look what it's done to us already. 400 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,460 Oh, nonsense. 401 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,420 Do you always go around fucking your friend's daughters? 402 00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,420 Yeah, 403 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:51,300 I see what you mean. Don't worry, it's affecting us all. I'm not in the habit 404 00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,840 seducing my own stepdaughters either. 405 00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:56,240 And don't feel bad about sleeping with my wife. 406 00:55:56,970 --> 00:55:58,390 You knew about that, too, huh? 407 00:55:59,590 --> 00:56:02,350 Hey, look, Gerald... Enough, Petrie, really. 408 00:56:03,410 --> 00:56:05,870 A lot stranger things are going to be happening here. 409 00:56:08,730 --> 00:56:09,730 Let's see here. 410 00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:11,450 What does this mean? 411 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,050 Two sets of triplets. 412 00:56:14,630 --> 00:56:16,190 That's six of us to do it. 413 00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:17,750 Well, 414 00:56:18,050 --> 00:56:19,050 there's you and me. 415 00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:20,630 And her. 416 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:21,830 That's three. 417 00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:23,170 My wife, of course. 418 00:56:23,390 --> 00:56:24,470 All right, that's four. 419 00:56:24,970 --> 00:56:26,470 Now all we need is... 420 00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,180 Another male and another female. 421 00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:30,660 I can supply the male. 422 00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,040 Really? Who? 423 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,920 Jason, my sister's ex -boyfriend. 424 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:37,100 Yeah, but are you sure you can get him to do it? 425 00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:40,120 Trust me, he wouldn't miss this for the world. 426 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,420 Now we just need one more female to go. 427 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:49,500 It says here that the third female has to be a virgin 428 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,480 harlot. Now what the hell is a virgin harlot? 429 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,780 Oh, that was explained elsewhere in the book. 430 00:56:56,170 --> 00:56:59,850 It's a woman that acts like an absolute slut, but medically and physically, 431 00:56:59,990 --> 00:57:00,990 she's still a virgin. 432 00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:02,370 Oh, shit. 433 00:57:02,390 --> 00:57:04,790 In this day and age, that's a pretty tall order. 434 00:57:05,550 --> 00:57:08,830 Wait, don't you see? She didn't feel it. She didn't feel it this time. 435 00:57:09,330 --> 00:57:10,430 What are you talking about? 436 00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:12,650 Prudence. Don't you understand? 437 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,130 She always feels it. 438 00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:17,590 And when I came just a little while ago, she didn't feel it. I know it. I can 439 00:57:17,590 --> 00:57:18,590 always tell. 440 00:57:18,630 --> 00:57:22,410 I don't know quite what you're talking about, but perhaps this book is very 441 00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:24,750 powerful. Maybe this has something to do with it. 442 00:57:26,970 --> 00:57:28,590 That's it. That's the answer. 443 00:57:28,830 --> 00:57:30,930 Can you be ready to do the ceremony tonight? 444 00:57:31,350 --> 00:57:34,270 Well, that would mean rushing the translation a bit. 445 00:57:34,950 --> 00:57:35,950 But sure. 446 00:57:36,130 --> 00:57:38,610 Good. Hey, wait a minute. Now, what does all this mean? 447 00:57:39,170 --> 00:57:43,510 It means I think I know how to get you your virgin harlot. Just leave it to me. 448 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:53,510 Guess what I did say. 449 00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:55,490 You goddamn whore. 450 00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:56,960 You can have him. 451 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,280 Have who? 452 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,240 You know damn well who I mean. 453 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:02,580 Jason, I never want to see him again. 454 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,560 Hope, I just can't take it. I can't take it. It thinks you do. 455 00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:09,380 How would you like it if you didn't know what I was doing? 456 00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:11,560 Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't you like that? 457 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,680 Don't tease me. I can't... Please, just don't. I'm not teasing you. Do you know 458 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,480 what happened or what I did after Jason today? 459 00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:25,740 Nothing dirty, I know. Nothing dirty. I only sucked off our stepfather while 460 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,540 Professor Petri fucked me in the ass. 461 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,280 You're lying. 462 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,380 No, I'm not lying. 463 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,000 I'm telling you the truth. 464 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:35,380 But how? 465 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:40,820 I don't know. I really don't. All I know is that we did it in front of that 466 00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,740 book. The Necronomicon? 467 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:47,040 Yes, and afterwards I realized that you hadn't felt it. 468 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,760 And so I asked them if the book had anything to do with stopping the contact 469 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,360 between us. And they said it did. 470 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,280 And they said a lot more, too. 471 00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:56,500 What else did they say? 472 00:58:56,780 --> 00:58:59,720 They said that there was a ritual for separating twins. 473 00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:01,860 That's crazy. 474 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,340 Crazy? What about this thing between us? That's crazy. 475 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,780 If you can believe that, you certainly can believe this. 476 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:14,440 If the book stopped the contact between us today, why not forever? 477 00:59:14,980 --> 00:59:16,260 You sure she bought it? 478 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:19,000 hook, line, and sinker. 479 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:23,120 The only thing is, is she thinks it's rituals to break the bond between us. 480 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:28,020 Well, I don't quite understand what goes on between you two, but whatever it is, 481 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,840 I'm sure this ceremony will make up for it. 482 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,000 Immortality for real? 483 00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,520 That's what the good book says, my dear. Eternal life, if Professor Petri's 484 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,520 translation is exact. 485 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,800 What about that young man you mentioned? 486 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,440 That's the easy part. 487 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,600 Hello, Jason? 488 00:59:49,020 --> 00:59:50,540 Uh -huh. Tonight at midnight. 489 00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:52,220 And my stepfather's studying. 490 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000 Bye -bye. 491 01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:08,720 I invoke now the profane and darkest names Chitulthu, Nev, 492 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:13,180 Yaksothith, Kanamakalajarama. 493 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,160 Kanamakalajarama. 494 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,380 Let the women prepare her, the virgin harlot. 495 01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:53,700 Let the Virgin serve the men. 496 01:07:24,410 --> 01:07:25,750 What? Something's wrong. 497 01:07:26,850 --> 01:07:27,890 Well, look in the book. 498 01:07:30,450 --> 01:07:31,750 Look, look, you idiot. 499 01:07:32,010 --> 01:07:33,010 Where? What? 500 01:07:33,190 --> 01:07:34,190 There, there. 501 01:07:35,110 --> 01:07:36,830 Your translation was wrong. 502 01:07:37,850 --> 01:07:38,870 Well, how? 503 01:07:39,330 --> 01:07:43,970 How? Look, you idiot. This ritual doesn't cause eternal life. It causes 504 01:07:43,970 --> 01:07:46,550 potency. We're doomed, all doomed. 505 01:07:47,850 --> 01:07:50,590 To an eternity of this?